Portlethen 

Portlethen is a really cool school
Absolutely amazing!

So many junkies go here!
And so many slags!
The school gym smells like socks and the place is just overall minging.
Fat teachers like mr Douglas that eats all the chocolate cake, swear he has about 3 a day.
He sits and plays with his army figures.
Best school 10/10

Why do you go to portlethen?
Because it does good cake

Portlethen by Ooglebooglehahahshgsgsgsgasg April 18, 2019

Portukeb 

A person whose ethnic background is Portuguese and Quebecer.

Hi! I'm a Portukeb, my father's name is Santiago and my mother's name is Francine.

Portukeb by Biolo January 19, 2021

Porkulent

A portmanteau of porky and corpulent. Commonly used to describe a very fat, ugly person.

Ex: Rosie O'Donnell is a porkulent bitch.

Porkulent by tr011man2 June 26, 2009

Portugese French Toast 

The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.

"Yeah, spread that syrup all over me, oh yeah!"
"Um are you guys portugese french toasting?"

Portugese French Toast by Strickland Propane27 October 24, 2012

portugesa

Portugese woman. a woman with portugese back ground. a woman who was born in portugal.

i was born in portugal, that makes me portugesa

portugesa by Deeprincess December 6, 2006

Portugeezers 

Hero's of the seas, good at making cheese, if they come to dinner... give them cod and peas.

Just don't ever ask them "how are you" they will tell you everything that has happened to them since they were 3 years old.

Andrew: I live with some portugeezers

Tom: what are they like?

Andrew: They are fine so long as you always feed them cod and never EVER make fun of their country or their football team.
Girls are fit too.

Portugeezers by crabhands February 9, 2009

Portubeast 

(1) Refers to a variety of hot-tempered Portuguese-American women found in the greater Fall River - New Bedford Area

(2) Any woman of Portuguese ancestry who might become easily infuriated by (a) Unclean or broken decorative plates, (b) furniture without plastic covering, or (c) substantial shortages of Madeira wine.

Jim, how's your Portubeast? I hear she made you sleep outside because you interfered with her cleaning.

Portubeast by CapybaraCanberra March 30, 2009