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a portuguese guido. Defined as as someone of portuguese decent who has become infatuated with the hispanic community. Many portuguidos like to assimulate into the hispanic community. They speak loudly into blackberries and text using offensive emojis like knives and or the fiesta dancing lady. Portuiguidos take offense against those who do not know their true identity. They loved slicked pony tails and studded fashion. Who really are portuiguidos? No one is certain. All we are certain is that their mysterious lurking in society has become offensive.
portuguido's love to get manicure designs and can be found making churros!
by devabitch October 24, 2012