A city located in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia. Has one of the highest crime rates in the 757. Basically has the look and feel of a downgraded Norfolk (another Hampton Roads city). Not the best place to be at night...or day.
Student: "I was thinking about looking for apartments in Portsmouth for next semester."

Parent: "Ok honey, well if you move there, just make sure to have plenty of food, water, and oh yeah an AK-47 with hollow tip rounds."
by VAdirtyS February 7, 2010
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Basically a hood, ghetto suburb of Norfolk. Most of the shopping is actually in Chesapeake. White trash, Black trash. Rednecks, hillbillies.

Borders the Deep Creek area of Chesapeake. Typical hood suburb hollowed out by large roads and highways left for dead after the neighborhoods were obliterated.

Whites live on one side of the expressway and Blacks live on the other side. Now has a casino that will become the focal point of the city as there's nothing else here. The shopping malls are in Chesapeake and Norfolk.

A lot of gentrification going on they don't have the projects here anymore but you can definitely find trouble if you want it. Actually more house and land for your money than you'll get in Norfolk and Virginia Beach.
Buying in Portsmouth I got priced out of Norfolk they don't want my kind there anymore.
by 330757nolonger216 July 6, 2022
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Location of the world's largest penis. Also full of niggers.
My family and I visited Portsmouth, and got V.I.P. tickets to the world's largest penis. I even got to jerk it off!
by Jen Destroyer of Worlds February 3, 2012
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Portsmouth is a tip that smells of fat drunk hobos. There football team is in the lowest league division in the uk and won't ever come up to compete with their superior rivals Southampton. A main factor of this is because they spend money they don't have. Also all their fans talk about is history as they have no present or future.
Portsmouth is an absolute shithole
by Babber February 17, 2016
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Portsmouth is a small farming town in Hampshire. The locals dress like scarecrows, speak in a strange Romany-influenced rural dialect, and are known as worzels or carrot crunchers.
Portsmouth is where the carrot-crunching worzels live, oohhh arrrhh.
by City Lad July 18, 2008
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The biggest shithole in the UK. Full of Skate (see definition) and the place smells of nats piss and fish (Grimbsy pales into comparison compared to Portshithole).

Relative pawpers in terms of a football team compared to their superior counter parts along the coast. Common sense though will soon prevail and the team of foreign refugee's will be relegated back down where they belong.
Shithole, smells of nat piss
by John Collins April 15, 2004
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Full of Pikeys, a pathetic excuse for a town and football team, if you ever get the chance to go there, DON'T! The smell of fish hits you as soon as you enter. they're all little skates who think they have a good football team, well I have six words 'Harry and Jim, Red and White' YOu stupid skate bastards. You think that your TOWN, (not city like Southampton) is brilliant when infact it is a dump, even you fishy fucks know the best thing abbout your 'town' is the M27 out of it.
Impression of a skate: 'Hmm my caravan smells of fish, I know lets attack the police'. TARDS.
by Ell is wicked March 12, 2005
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