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When someone from that shit hole of a hipster berg physically grabs your hand and makes you give them a hi five. Because you absolutely wouldn't do it if you were not forced to.

Can also be retaliation/solid transition from when another person does a "Face!" and shoves their hand in your face after an insult.
"hey girl, whats the matter?"

"He just gave me a Portland Hi Five! Fuck Portland!"

"Asshole."
by Hodala October 12, 2011

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