Porthos

The pretentious freind of D'Artagnan, Aramis and Athos. Porthos was a muskateer of Monseiur de Treville's men, in the Novel "The Three Muskateers" by Alexandre Dumas.

Porthos spent most of his money on his clothes in order to appear more wealthy than he was. However Porthos was a good man and a rather intriguing character.

Porthos by Blazin Hazen August 4, 2006

porthos

A person with a gotee that makes him look like he molests little boys but will shave this gotee to conceal but friends still know he rapes little boys by luring them into his van with candy.

Look eric is buying candy to use as bait for little boys, what a porthos.

porthos by Jack Mehoff January 31, 2005

Porthos

A woman who is payed to sleep with a man named "Velox". You can see these two tards in COGS chat. Velox being the arsey power hungry piece of shit. Porthos being the paid woman/half man in it.

You are such a porthos. i feel sorry for you

Porthos by COGS champion. February 14, 2004

Porthole pirate 

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.

eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.

Porthole pirate by trevor340 February 11, 2009

Póthosakómia 

Nostalgia that you’ve never experienced

I had so much póthosakómia while watching that movie last night

Póthosakómia by WarRobotDoge June 3, 2023

Twinkie in the Porthole 

To have penetrative sex.

I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

Twinkie in the Porthole by testicheese December 24, 2019

porchose a bible 

porchose the bible

You:....P...O...R...Chose the Bible

Me: Porchose a Bible

porchose a bible by -chocomilkdiva November 3, 2020