A person who is gay or homsexual and likes men.
As hot as Crystle is and he turned her down? Wow he must be a Port Hole Pirate.
by -cM December 14, 2007
gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.
eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.
by trevor340 February 11, 2009