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also known as Pot Elgin, a small town with a few awesome people. Filled with hicks and red necks that ride John Deer tractores through Main Street and down the highway. Has a wicked awesome beach and cool sunsets. Great for a romantic redneck vacation including bowling, dirtbiking, and hide and seek in the sketchy woods. Watch out for rapists....
The rail trail bridge has just been burnt down in Port Elgin....again...
by Nagadoodam February 01, 2011