1. an adapted cognitive perception that every situation may lead to a reality-amateur porn scene.
2. a cognitive disability caused by watching too much first-person/POV reality and amateur-styled porn, with too much emphasis placed on plot-development and the subtle sexual innuedos of common, everyday vernacular
3. a Portmanteau word, combining "pornography" + "instincts"
2. a cognitive disability caused by watching too much first-person/POV reality and amateur-styled porn, with too much emphasis placed on plot-development and the subtle sexual innuedos of common, everyday vernacular
3. a Portmanteau word, combining "pornography" + "instincts"
1. She said she needed "help lifting office supplies, in the back." My instincts said, "RUN!" My pornstincts said, "I brought the white-out."
2. She asked me to fix her sink, my "pornstincts" told me to unzip my pants.
2. She asked me to fix her sink, my "pornstincts" told me to unzip my pants.
by professor_eks August 12, 2013