Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

by Jordan A. Ray July 16, 2008

pornastics

sexual activities such as fellatio, cunnilingus, rimjob and boob fucking, and various sex positions that need to be learnt by a person aspiring to become a porn star.

The young girl wants to be a porn star. Teach her all the pornastics.

by uttam maharjan June 19, 2010