Jon - "I went to the porn shop yesterday."

Kevin - "What did you get? Or were you just checking it out?"

Jon - "I got a porn movie and a magazine. There's a lot of freaky stuff in that store though..."
by AFiiziii July 30, 2010
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Usually gets mixed up with Pawn Shop
Pawn Shop = Place where you can get jewlerry sold for you
PORN Shop = Place where you can get humped
I prefer the second one! Wooooo!
I'd love to go to the porn shop, Kate is so good at her job...
by ExPxMissy April 5, 2008
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Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.
Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.

Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.

Clyde: What?!



by Pissed off consumer February 27, 2009
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