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who's been tellin porkies? (pork pies)
by sunshiyong November 23, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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As in porky pies = lies, pork pies = eyes
"You keep your pork pies off my trouble’s bacon, if you know what’s good for you."
by rekay March 10, 2005
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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