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An obsessive, over-zealous and egotistical Park Ranger who feels a need to ticket drivers for speeding, typically on roads outside of his or her jurisdiction.
Better slow down, those Pork Rangers will ticket you for five miles over the limit!
by Jock Cousteau July 17, 2008
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