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On some occasions, people have had sex in an airplane bathroom. Since those bathrooms are so small, some people accidently get their feet stuck in the toilet. those are called porcelain shoes.
Dude, I was f*****g Angela earlier and I got a pair of porcelain shoes. The attendant had to help me out...
by Apecicle April 12, 2010