Top Pops

Overly excited, hyper, and full of queerness. Often assosiated with gay autistic men.

Calm down buddy, don't be a top pops!

by rottenkidneystone July 7, 2023

Top Pop

When your buttocks are clinched so tight that your fart escapes at the top of your ass crack causing a ticklish sensation.

My pants were so tight while I was sitting down in class that I experienced a Top Pop.

by Greg Brown The Third December 5, 2010

Muffin Top Pop

A ridiculously oversized beverage container that is significantly larger on its top than on its bottom, allowing one to fit the drink into a standard car beverage holder. Popularized with the emergence of "super-sized" meals and their very large accompanied drinks, and with half-gallon sized slush drinks and sodas at convenience stores.

I hope this drink I'm ordering is a muffin top pop, otherwise it won't fit into this standard car beverage holder!

by Dirt Sandwich December 18, 2010

lemon drop top pop

When you pee in a cup, freeze it, and then make it into a popsicle.

Alex just made and sucked on a lemon drop top pop

by Michael Carter Williams February 11, 2022

Pop-top

A can in witch you stick you erected penis inside of

Aye man would you like to stick you penis in my pop-top

by Add me on Snapchat @cason_332 October 18, 2019