| 1. | Pop a Stretch Armstrong | ||
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1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion. 2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart. 1.
Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now. Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?! Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine. 2. Person 1: Where's Gin? Person 2: Emergency room. Person 1: WTF? Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong. Person 1: Jesus. Person 2: Yeah. |
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