A hatless person in Team Fortress 2. Used by the TF2 writers and blogs to describe any player who has not yet had a hat drop for them, or has not earned the simplest of hats, the Ghastly Gibus.
I dominated you, covered you in jarate, then sapped your entire sentry nest, and do you know why? It's because I have a Towering Pillar of Hats, and you are Poor and Irish
by Not giving name to a machine April 15, 2011