Poor Man's Bling Share definition Flag 1. (n.) When someone has more keychains than keys. 1. "Bro what are all those keys for? You must have like 10 cars!" "Nah man, it's just my poor man's bling." Poor Man's Bling by Classy Suburb Kid December 31, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Poor Man's Bling mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch