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1.
being too poor to drink or do drugs.

i.e - Dry as a kite.
Man, marcus got fired last month and now he's poor edge. That negro used to smoke us down mad blunts, today however, he sits idle, pensive, pondering paucity, pessimistic, and penurious.
by ThePoopsmith July 08, 2012