Person 1: Hey man, I've really got to crap but I don't want to leave my laptop here.
Person 2: So just pooptop.
Person 1: Good idea!
Person 2: So just pooptop.
Person 1: Good idea!
by cheddarz October 20, 2010
A pooptop is the result of a human being taking a shit on the keyboard of his or her laptop, and then closing the top on it.
Guy 1: Man I gotta take the biggest shit ever.
Guy 2: Hey I have an idea!
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: Take a shit on your laptop and close it! HAHA POOPTOP!
Guy 2: Hey I have an idea!
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: Take a shit on your laptop and close it! HAHA POOPTOP!
by ClickClickAPooptop March 8, 2009
1:The past tense version of pooptop.
2: The act of someone shitting on your laptop and closing in on the shit.
2: The act of someone shitting on your laptop and closing in on the shit.
Guy 1: Ohhh fuck dude! Some one shit on my laptop!
Guy 2: Looks like you got pooptopped!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Maybe because you were such a cock holster to that guy down the hall.
Guy 2: Looks like you got pooptopped!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Maybe because you were such a cock holster to that guy down the hall.
by BabyButt October 21, 2013
We had mexican food last night so I was pooptop-ing all night. Of course, I would never let anyone know that.
by jaykayem December 8, 2009