Poop Tax

The tax implied that someone has to pay or else the tax man will shit on their bed.

"Mom didn't pay my allowance, so it's being changed into the poop tax!"

by Voxx Lanton July 22, 2008

anti poop tax

The tax that must be paid to prevent the pooping on someones bed. A form of extortion.

I shat all over her bed because she failed to pay me the anti poop tax.

by TheMadCrapper December 4, 2007