Sad child who licks his butt for pleasure. He sometimes goes into sewers in search of feces. He has many jars of it in his basement. He went to school with me and once in recess he pooped on a swing and some poor kid sat in it. If you ever encounter him on the street, don't go near him. He could smudge permanent poop stains on you. If his desire is great enough, he will kill for loaded butcracks