When you leave for work in your car in the morning and have to shit. You have to decide if you can gamble and make it to work or do a "poop turn". You turn your car around and head back home to crap on your own toilet.
Got a mile from home today heading for work when nature called. Had to whip a "poop turn" and go back home.
by It's always sunny in Corcoran October 14, 2010