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When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.
Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.
by Mina Minogue January 06, 2006

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