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poon bag 

When a woman changes and discards her blood soaked tampon or pad in a public restroom which lacks trash bins, preferably in a park, a bathroom facility on a beach, or porta potty, where the filthy pad or tampon is first mummified; wrapped tight in toilet paper almost symmetrically into a square shaped mini diaper and then abandoned on the floor of the woman's restroom for a janitor or maintenance worker to pick up with a litter picker stick.
Brian: Yo John come quick! I just finished cleaning the women's bathroom and you gotta see this massive blood dripping poon bag that i just popped with my litter picker that was left on the floor of one of the stalls. Its absolutely fucking horrid! Mad skankasaurous rexs' here.

John: Ew yo why can't they ever throw them shits out for real! They really know how to make it nasty up in that bitch. Damn them dirty animals...
poon bag by bconti3092 July 31, 2012
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Poon Bag 

A name given to an individual that is acting very poonish.
Is Missy on her period cuz she's acting like a real poon bag!
Poon Bag by Mitch Carter February 21, 2009

Poon Bagel with Cream Cheese

When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.
Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific
hey amy, do you have a super sized poonbag I can get off you? It's a heavy flow day
poonbag by shawna donkey July 26, 2003
1. one who is lame ("bloody cunthead").
2. one who is severely lacking motivation.
3. "Duncan is not leaving his house because he is a poonbag."
poonbag by McStavros Poonshow June 20, 2005

poonbaggish 

Having the mannerisms and overall aura of a poonbag.
"Quentin Noel has a tendency to act very poonbaggish."
poonbaggish by SDA1 May 27, 2008

The Poonbagger

someone who gets with all chicks and earns the title of ultimate player
Hey nick did you get some last night? ooooooobviously i did, geez you the poonbagger of the century
The Poonbagger by Ultimate Bros November 1, 2011