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1.
Preventing a fellow female from getting ass when shes going down the stretch. A person (male/female) can poon swoozle inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or bitch-ism.
I could have totally hooked up with that dude if that cunt hadn't poon swoozled me.
by Jesse McCormack August 09, 2008