Pooch Wrapped Share definition Flag The act of wrapping your hand around your partner's penis and jacking him off. A: Dude, did you get lucky last night?B: Nah man, I only got pooch wrapped. Pooch Wrapped by yomamma80 June 20, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Pooch Wrapped mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch