Someone who can not study with other people because they will lose concentration
Andrew couldn't study with the group today beause he is a pootard.
by kathnobath July 12, 2009
Someone who takes a retardedly long time to take a dump.
We had to pause the movie cause Steve was a Pootard.
by Moik February 18, 2005
Whenever someone defacates in someone else's backyard, than rubs their face in it and goes into that persons house and kisses the mans wife.
My wife got raped by that damned pootard!!!
by twitch___ March 10, 2005