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As in "Shoe Horn", the Poo Horn is an implement used to ease toilet blocking turds of unusually large dimensions round the tight fitting U-bend.

The standard Poo Horn is a bristled utensil usually found behind or next to the bog bowl, but pretty much anything can be used as a Poo Horn to deal with problem size poo's (coat hanger, bread knife etc).
My comfort dump was so big I had to poo horn it round the u-bend and flush three times!
by Quants April 13, 2006
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The erection received from additional pressure from squeezing excretion
After I clean my ass Im always left with a Poo Horn
by 6dia6hal6 June 30, 2011
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To insert something poo-related into a conversation which is otherwise non-fecal
Me and Jeremy were just discussing the Gaza Strip when Jemima showed up and said, "I shit myself on a plane flying over the Gaza Strip a few years ago. "Wow", said Jeremy. "You really poohorned that in there".
by poohorn April 21, 2017
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