polking it

has multiple meanings
- Laughing at inside jokes that you don't know
- Making JV spelling errors
- Telling a crappy story with no structure then saying something like "i hate that kid sooooo much" at the end
- Following people around like they're your older brother
- Asking bros for their girlfriends cell phone numbers
- Taking as much free sh*t as you can fit in your back pack
- Basically, doing/saying anything that a normal human being would view as "retarded"

Inglese- Effin S Yeah BROO

Marcus- bro, your polking it right now

by Dashinkashayla May 4, 2011

polk

Polk is an insult a godly insult made to destroy your enemies with a word with no meaning.

Kourtnie: you mother polker
Louie: huh wut does dat mean?
Kourtnie: hahaha p o l k

by Anime person April 16, 2020

Polke

Raging Lesbian, will do anything to get her fingers wet, and have a female tongue on her Vagina.

Yeh she's such a Polke

by tjkl April 26, 2011

matt polk

when everything good keeps happening to someone (in there prime).

friend: “hey man I just got a new Tahoe and it has a touch screen radio, bro I just got rose bowl tickets and i get to see BAKER MAYFILED IN PERSON”. other friend: “damn bro you a “matt polk”.

by kakdkckj December 12, 2017

Polk High

Fantasy Football term when a player (non-QB) scores 4 TD's in a single game (mostly referring to a Prime Time game) , an homage to Al Bundy, who while playing running back for the Polk High Panthers scored 4 touchdowns in the 1966 City Championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School.

Arian Foster went Polk High last night and singlehandedly won me my matchup!

by TeamUKR November 25, 2016

Polk City

1. A city inside of Polk County where the population of cows is higher than the population of people.

2. A city which is so small that there is no city police. There aren't even stop lights, the only one is a caution light in front of the elementary school.

3. Where the rumorous Orlampa is located.

4. The true lightning capital of the world.

Dude, that is so Polk City.

by firedragon88_3 February 11, 2009

Polk County

Meth capital of the world which is located in florida(also lightning strike capital of the world)

**takes place in polk county**

Guy1:*takes hit of meth*
Guy2: hey man you shouldn't do that stuff its bad for you
Guy1:wtf ever man
God:*strikes Guy1 with lightning*
Guy2: see, told ya

by Nick(i do bad things and run) March 15, 2007