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Refers to when a person is woken up by way of a sexual act.

-Derived from the term "rude awakening." A polite awakening would be the opposite and much more preferable way to wake up.
"My girl gave me a polite awakening today. I wonder if she brushed her teeth before or after..."
by matty2jay December 16, 2011

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