|1.||Polish spray and wash|
To soil ones clothing, then attempt to make the stain seem recent by using an empty container of the item spilled as an accessory.
John: " U don't even have coffee in that cup do u?"
John: "Yeah, ur just carrying around that cup to make it seems like u spilled that on urself today"
Chuck: "Ur good"
John: "I know all about Polish spray and wash"