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In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.
W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.

A: So you're net long 0 shares.

W: ... ... ... Doh!

A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!
by The Polish Straddler August 25, 2011