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Police hole 

the holes in highway medians or by the side of the road where police hide so they can catch you for speeding

also very good and illegal places to make u-turns on the highway
Person 1: All right, take this next exit and we'll get back on the highway going south.
Person 2: Or, I could just look for a police hole!

Person 1: Slow down, the speed limit's only 45 here.
Person 2: There aren't any police...Oh, shoot, there's one in that police hole...
Police hole by ladyrainicorn June 29, 2010
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Politehole 

Someone who is being nice yet still manages to be rude.
"Hey Tina."

"Hey Kelly, that dress you're wearing is beautiful! It really takes the attention away from your cold sore."

Tina is a politehole.
Politehole by Sean Liteman April 19, 2018