When you're molested by the police.
The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.
by Subrosabrand February 27, 2014
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When a metal pole is being horribly violated by a pole dancer in many different ways. Poles have feelings too, you know.
After my girlfriend's pole dancing class ended, I went into the gym and started gently caressing all the poles that had been polested, telling them "shhhh.... everything's going to be alright, you're safe with me now."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 11, 2019
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Having been molested with Papal approval.
Dude, all those poor kids were polested with such efficiency.
by rickrocks April 16, 2010
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Just slang used to describe when a girl is of legal age or older, and is involved in a sexual relationship with a man that is 16 or 17.
Jenks: yea dude, i have a new name so we stop confusing Danny and Dani, just call Dani tha "child polester"

Gage: k, but what tha hell is a child polester

Jenks: just think about her and blake. It'll make sense then
by codyjenkins211 September 6, 2009
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