Pocket pervs Share definition Flag This is code word used when playing texas holdem' poker. Pocket pervs relates to a starting hand of two kings, hence pocket pervs. If i can hit a king on the river my pocket pervs will become three of a kind. Shit pocket pervs!! Pocket pervs by North Weezy July 29, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Pocket pervs mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch