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1.
This is code word used when playing texas holdem' poker. Pocket pervs relates to a starting hand of two kings, hence pocket pervs.
If i can hit a king on the river my pocket pervs will become three of a kind.
Shit pocket pervs!!
by North Weezy June 02, 2006
 
2.
My nickname for my dick, because it likes kinky shit. I also call it "Marvin" or "John Cena."
My pocket perv is getting hard, look out ladies!
by poonzilla234 August 22, 2009