Pocket Rocks

Rocks that are placed into someone's pants pocket so the ensuing result is sure drowning

Joe: "That Billy guy is a real douche bag"
Michael: "You should give him pocket rocks and push him into a pool"
Joe: "Great idea, then he would drown!"

by SauceOverloads August 10, 2012

Rock Pocket

What happens to a Hot Pocket after you cook it too long and it becomes resistant to human teeth.

Dan: Man, I made a Hot Pocket exactly as instructed on the box and it's still over done!

Kip: Have fun with your Rock Pocket, I'm getting pizza.

by ishotjrandilikedit October 26, 2011

rock pocket mouse

When you're hitting it from the back and she says "harder!" and then you throw a rock at her face, thus resulting in her running away like a mouse.

I was smashing Sharqueefa and then proceeded to exclaim "Rock Pocket Mouse!" She quickly scurried away and then I chased her down the hallway.

by BurningOrphans April 6, 2017

pocket full of rocks

your testicals are in your pocket

I have a pocket full of rocks and it feels so good.

by jon effin dan December 1, 2009

Pocket rock

When you butt-dial a rock&roll song.

I had a pocket rock and began to jam.

by Thatoneguy1919 June 24, 2022