Top Definition
When you masturbate furiously with a drunken flaccid penis, in the hope that it will somehow come alive through your hopeless need.
Jim had had at least 7 scotches and when he was realistic about it, it was more like 9. It was starting to look like one of those nights where he'd need the plumber method to get things going.
by TheDuckMan May 29, 2009
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