*Only works if you have a foreskin.
**You don't necessarily have to run. One could just have a merry wander and have a tipple of drink or a biscuit on the way. It is also easily disguised as most males will often wander about with their hands down their pants.
-First recorded use by Si Hands circa 2005
Are you actually itching your balls or have I just caught you in the middle of a Sneaky Plug 'n' Run?!?!?