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Pluck a' Nut 

(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—sexual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.
Pluck a' Nut

Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!

Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.

Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.
Pluck a' Nut by TacomaBeags June 6, 2011
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