During intercourse, one partner: vomits, defecates and urinates into a large lunch cooler. Afterwards, the very same partner proceeds to lather this concoction of bodily fluids all over their lover and force feed it to him or her. Making out afterwards is imperative.
Diane came over last night. After about an hour of sensual foreplay, we both enjoyed a helping of plowman's lunch.
by Señor Fernandes March 20, 2011