Plate sharing is the despicable act] of sharing one plate of food by two or more persons, where that plate is not a platter] or forming part of a tapas] menu. Plate sharing is typically employed by females] or homosexuals] when accompanying hetrosexual males to restaurants]. Plate sharing can occurr with one or more forks and is commonly known to be destructive to male institutions such as Steak Nights].
May I take your order sir?
Yes - we'll have the fish and chips thanks.
Yes. We will have one plate of fish and chips and share this with two forks.
May I remind sir that Plate Sharing is not encouraged in this venue.