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Plant Killer 

Someone who repeatedly kills plants through negligence and incompetence.
Anyone - Nabs fam, can you watch my plants for me when I'm away?
Nabs - Yeah course fam, anytime.
Anyone - *Returns* Fam why all my plants dead?
Nabs - Ahh I couldn't reach them
Anyone - That's cold, your sick, fucking plant killer
Plant Killer by Olli88 January 29, 2022

Planet Killer 

Huge SUVs, especially low gas-mileage American SUVs used by Yuppies. The Planet Killer is primarily a commuter vehicle, and is used infrequently to transport offspring to soccer games and ballet practice. Planet Killers have 70 MPH speedometer governors which can only be bypassed by cell phone use. The 4-wheel drive option of the SUV is a sort of vermiform appendix- scientists agree it once had a purpose, but can only speculate as to what it was.
"I sometimes wonder what future historians might say of the Planet Killer SUVs of the 21st Century? Will they say that SUVs were the palanquins of plutocrats borne upon the shoulders of Self-indulgence, Intransigence, Solipsism, and a Wheezing Planet?" Dagrolord, 2006
Planet Killer by Mo Dixley May 31, 2006