An ex-boyfriend of mine who dressed really well and was really attractive but couldn't get past how hot he was, and eventually drove everyone insane when he acted like an arrogant jackass. He would wear plaid every now and then.
Plaidy-dugan: "You like me even though I'm a dick to you."
Plaidy-dugan: "You know you want me..."
Me: "Eh, whatever, I do."