by happypizzalemontoast March 26, 2010
A guy who seems like he wouldn't be beyond sticking his dick through the bottom of a delivery pizza just to get some ass.
Man, that guy is so sketchy. He's a total pizza dick.
Take it easy pizza dick, you are scaring everyone away.
Take it easy pizza dick, you are scaring everyone away.
by MrBadExample19 November 13, 2006
Taken from the Dick Talk language. In English, pizza dick translates to "Piece of shit". Taken from English, piece of shit turned into piece of dick in the Dick Talk language. When spoken, piece of dick sounded like "pizza dick". Today, in Dick Talk we say pizza dick which ultimately means piece of shit.
by pshars July 13, 2006
When you order pizza with your girl or on your own and you are so in love/ exciting about the pizza you become the hardest you ever have before and proceed to fuck her before it gets there, while eating it, and most likely after. If you are single... well you’ll probably have to masterbait.
I just ordered the pizza and now I have pizza dick, I’m going to fuck you so hard until it gets here.
That pizza looks so good it gave me pizza dick. I’m going to fuck you wihile you eat it you pizza slut.
That pizza looks so good it gave me pizza dick. I’m going to fuck you wihile you eat it you pizza slut.
by Tennesee 'Church' Fafard May 4, 2018
A dick that is infected with numerous STDs. All the different sores, warts, etc. found on the dick resemble the array of toppings on a pizza.
by HallucinogenicRobot November 11, 2005
by Rebeli May 27, 2016
My girlfriend and I went to pizza hut for some some pizza. Then she gave me a greasy pizza dick in the bathroom
by SkankOrDie February 18, 2019