Pity pot

Sitting on a pity pot is the same thing as sitting on a pity potty, but sounds slightly more mature.
Both involve feeling really sorry for oneself.

Tom: "He just sits on his pity pot all day long."

Dick: "Yes, and cries crocodile tears too."

Harry: "How sad."

Tom & Dick: "Don't encourage him!!!"

by astridstone April 19, 2008