A Pittsburgh Poochie is a college-aged female who attends either University of Pittsburgh or Carnegie Mellon University. This female has one goal in life, to find and marry an ivy-league man, specifically a finals club member and current student at Harvard College. Pittsburgh Poochie's are very similar to Harvard Hoochies despite the fact that Pittsburgh Poochies are located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, instead of Cambridge or Boston, Massachusetts.
Guy 1: Apparently it's not only harvard hoochies
who want to date harvard boys, some crazies up in Pennsylvania are calling themselves Pittsburgh Poochies and want to do the same thing.
Guy 2: But they are so far away...