A chav woman who thinks she looks like Victoria posh spice Beckham, but actually looks like a crack whore.
Usually seen in the company of a Basildon Becks.
90 percent chance of having her knickers in her handbag.
Lee; "Oooh, look at that - I'd give her one!"
Malc; "You've got to be kidding - she's a Pitsea Posh if ever I saw one. She probably has the clap.