pisswhistle

The penis, dick, or cock of a man. the pisswhistle can be played with the mouth, vagina, or anus.

Hey bitch, come play my pisswhistle!

by Benton Acker February 24, 2006

Pisswhistled

A performance (usually athletic) worse than the common phrase "getting crushed."

In 2008, the Indiana Hoosiers football team got pisswhistled by the Purdue Boilermakers and lossed 62-10.

by nxtvh90 September 28, 2010