Piss Foot

It's a word used to describe someone who somehow manages to piss on their feet while standing at a urinal.

*Ben walks into the toilet*

Matt says : "Oh my god, Ben's pissed on his foot again, what a 'piss foot'."
Ben says "Naa.. Rubbish man, it was from the sink, give me a break!"
Matt says "No way, from now on you'll be known as 'piss foot'"

Piss Foot by ken davies February 25, 2008

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Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

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piss wiss football

What some people might call pee wee football -- that is, a football program designed for children ages 5 to 15.

So Lee is going to play piss wiss football this year huh? Well good luck with that! Lee has always been shitty at sports!!!

piss wiss football by Telephony May 10, 2015

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evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

evil piss colored sour footballs by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018