When a pirate gets so drunk he or she fucks a ninja. The opposite of ninja goggles.
So we went to this opium den by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute pirate chick, but I was just wearing pirate goggles. I woke up the next morning to seeing a karate chop from the corner of my eye, then she vanished without a trace.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009